This collection of Mark Twain quotes presents the best of the curmudgeonly writer's thoughts on diet, exercise, medicine,, smoking, drinking, romance, parenting, old age, fashion, finances, politics and stress management. Curated by a well-known Twain expert and mining lesser-known texts, speeches and notebooks; it's the perfect gift for anyone who has had enough of the blogosphere ramblings.
"Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any." --from an April 15, 1882 speech
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." --from Pudd'nhead Wilson